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Cut this shit out, you buggy routines. You’re doing the thing. Don’t do the thing. Idiots.
That’s right. It’s time for our yearly post! And what better way to commemorate the occasion than with some soundcloud webjunk from a middle-aged rapper? This freebie is for you, beloved, in gratitude for another enchanting, fruitful year of faith and devotion to your Tempest & Brolly™ Brand Luxury Contraband.
You can now listen to Barfly‘s full length solo effort released in 2015 under the moniker Floods. The album is called Tentacles of Abraxas and originally accompanied first edition copies of Barfly’s novel Winding Up Strangers in Bars.
The largely sample free full length showcases Barfly’s songwriting and represents a stark departure from the sardonic humor of his early work. If you enjoy the album and want to support the artist, there are links to purchase below.
This morning a strange man rapped at my door. He came in navy blue peddling financial products. I admit I was given pause by this emulation of concern for the future of my wealth. Normally I would have just waved him along. I usually counterfeit my money-it’s much easier than actually making it. This day, however, I had questions.
Ayy. New skins to customize your chassis.
More to come in 2017.
Thank you for holding us in your heart forever and all time. Your online safe space,
Templars & Barley™
Well would you look at this? Your weird exes, Candy’s .22 just came out of nowhere with a new t-shirt and short run CD-R full of songs they’ve featured on, some b-sides and a few other rarities. Plus, it’s super cheap! At these crazy prices, everbody’s getting pregnant!
Barfly, T&B’s de facto Czar of Propaganda has completed his debut novel and we are making it available for purchase here.
Go there now and part with all of your material wealth that you may enter the kingdom of heaven a just and austere puritan.
More info after the jump.
That’s right. We’ve made it another year and somehow we’re still rich, still completely solvent.
We here at Tempest & Brolly™ Brand Luxury Contraband are too old to be doing this and too stupid to hang up the spikes. We don’t even know how old we are because we stopped counting last year.
We have a couple of things in the works for this year and we’re excited to tell you about them as soon as we’re a little closer to release.
So that’s it. That’s our big birthday non-update. Mostly we’re just posting this to prove that someone still lives here.
Happy 2015 and as always, thank you for marrying T & B™ Lux Contraband.