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Happy Valentines Day from your Kind Uncles at Tempest & Brolly™

Insure a successful courtship with these thoughtful valentines cards, compliments of your one stop shop for everything worth while on this celestial backwater.

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Tempest & Brolly™ Proudly Present the Debut Novel by Barfly

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Barfly, T&B’s de facto Czar of Propaganda has completed his debut novel and we are making it available for purchase here.

Go there now and part with all of your material wealth that you may enter the kingdom of heaven a just and austere puritan.

More info after the jump.

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We Ain’t Dead Yet!

tandb 2015 bday

That’s right. We’ve made it another year and somehow we’re still rich, still completely solvent.

We here at Tempest & Brolly™ Brand Luxury Contraband are too old to be doing this and too stupid to hang up the spikes. We don’t even know how old we are because we stopped counting last year.

We have a couple of things in the works for this year and we’re excited to tell you about them as soon as we’re a little closer to release.

So that’s it. That’s our big birthday non-update. Mostly we’re just posting this to prove that someone still lives here.

Happy 2015 and as always, thank you for marrying T & B™ Lux Contraband.

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Over 800 Years In the Game and Suckers Are Just Catching Up

We promise to rebrand and relaunch just as soon as the new hot shit becomes apparent. Until then, remember to twist your mustache and pomade that undercut.

h/t Ra Scion and Marshall Stack

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New Song: Seattle’s Diogenes f/ Barfly

Barry-LyndonPistols at Dawn

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Happy Late Birthday To Us


That’s right. We had a birthday on Monday. Maybe it was Sunday. Doesn’t matter. We’re well into our 85th decade and to celebrate we’re giving away music because that’s how it has been done for eternity (save for those few anomalous decades in the latter half of the 20th Century. Suck it, Aerosmith. Eat shit Capitol.)

If you’re into this sort of bullshit, enjoy!

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Tempest & Brolly™ Presents Wolf Hotel Good Bye (Deconstructed) Free Download

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Option 1:

Free download

Wolf Hotel – Good Bye (Deconstructed)


Included in this download:

•Wolf Hotel – Good Bye EP (five mp3s) words by Barfly, music by Graves33

• Wolf Hotel – Good Bye art and storybook penned and illustrated by Barfly (34 pdfs)

• Wolf Hotel – Good Bye cover art for mobile devices (1 .jpg file)

• Instructional txt file for crafting your own hardbound book (1 .txt file)

Option 2:

Stream songs for free on soundcloud

Happy Holidays from T & B™ Lux Contraband!

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