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Dear Leader Breaks Radio Silence, So To Speak

Watch your back, Musk.This came over the wire today. First word from the Boss in months. Apparently still in 1950s South America. Apparently still very concerned with things here in 2015 U.S.A.

Think I should tell him about Trump?

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Been A While Since We’ve Heard From The Boss

western-union-telegram-DIOGENES

Well, at least we know he’s alright.

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New Epistle from Our Dear Leader (Trigger Warning: #TEENSPEAK)

If you don’t already know, our boss is currently trapped in the Amazon. In 1958. Settle down, that’s not the weirdest part. He sends us Western Union Telegrams pretty regularly and we post the best ones. They’re always insane. The boss is insane. Anyway, this just arrived.

JWADG-FEVERDREAM

I don’t have a reaction. We get these things all the time.

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A Wire from T & B™ CEO J.W. Anson Denton-Gibb

JWADG - Pet the CatShould we be worried?

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Looks Like the Boss is Gonna Be Out of Town

JWADG - AmazonThis is what we deal with here.

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